{"title":"Ashton Garrett","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-potato-who-loved-me-paperback","title":"The Potato Who Loved Me (paperback)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe cashmere throne is mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe filet mignon is mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMommy? Also mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the potato arrives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe snores like a freight train.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe follows me everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe looks at me like I hung the moon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI do not do siblings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut this wrinkled disaster refuses to stop loving me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow--impossibly--he learns to say the words out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLately, he has started dreaming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout places that do not exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout skies that are very clearly not ours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen one morning, he vanishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo trace. Just a shimmer in the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe collar I inherited from my grandmother warms--for the first time in five years--and I hear her voice in my head: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eYou'll know when it matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis potato has a secret.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd I intend to find out exactly what it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBook One of the Luminara Chronicles: a fantasy series where love is a powerful magic--and some doors only love can open.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Eyed Mermaid Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50042464272577,"sku":"9637948000055","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/2392\/6209\/files\/PotatoeWhoLovedMe-paperback.webp?v=1773095177"},{"product_id":"the-potato-who-loved-me-audiobook","title":"The Potato Who Loved Me (audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe cashmere throne is mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe filet mignon is mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMommy? Also mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the potato arrives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe snores like a freight train.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe follows me everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe looks at me like I hung the moon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI do not do siblings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut this wrinkled disaster refuses to stop loving me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow--impossibly--he learns to say the words out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLately, he has started dreaming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout places that do not exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout skies that are very clearly not ours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen one morning, he vanishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo trace. Just a shimmer in the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe collar I inherited from my grandmother warms--for the first time in five years--and I hear her voice in my head: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eYou'll know when it matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis potato has a secret.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd I intend to find out exactly what it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBook One of the Luminara Chronicles: a fantasy series where love is a powerful magic--and some doors only love can open.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Eyed Mermaid Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50042465124545,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/2392\/6209\/files\/Potatoe-audiobook.webp?v=1773095177"},{"product_id":"the-heartstone-paperback","title":"The Heartstone (paperback)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eA hidden portal. An ancient dragon. A pendant that chose me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe pendant was a gift. The world it opened was not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s a door in the library that wasn’t there yesterday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt shimmers. It hums. It smells like somewhere impossible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI should walk away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn the other side, the grass sings. The flowers watch me pass. And something in the shadows knows my name.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe only way home is forward — across a bridge made from the bones of every creature who tried before me, through a darkness that devours light, and past a dragon who hasn’t let a single soul pass in centuries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe pendant is glowing brighter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI hope it knows something I don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen I hear it. A whimper. Faint. Desperate. 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